back to the gym

Having just returned from a family holiday which included too much food and drink and nowhere near enough exercise (well, that’s what holidays are for) I needed to get back to the gym in order to work off some of the excess. My local gym has recently undergone a major refurbishment and equipment upgrade and some of the workstations (notably the treadmills) now have integrated touch screens providing access to a variety of services. As you can see from the picture below, these services range from the obviously relevant such as details of your workout, your heartrate or linkages to fitness trackers, through TV, Youtube or Netflix access, to the less obviously necessary social media services such as Facebook, Instagram and Twitter. God knows how you can tweet and run at the same time and it is beyond me why anyone would even consider giving their social media account details to a gym company. But hey, the technology is there and people do use it.

image of gym workstation screen

treadmill screen

Before the refurbishment all we had was wall mounted TV screens in front of the treadmills and static bicycles so the ability to pick my own TV programme during a workout rather than having to watch yet another bloody episode of “Homes under the Hammer” or “This Morning” was welcome. What I confess was also attractive was the option to watch Netflix. I pondered for a while the wisdom of plugging in my Netflix account details to my workstation login, but eventually concluded that the ability to watch more of what I wanted than was available on TV at the times I use the gym was worth the (fairly low) risk of loss of my Netflix credentials. After all, breach of my Netflix credentials would not expose anywhere near as much about me as would be the case if I was daft enough to use Facebook, Instagram and Twitter and then give /those/ credentials to a third party.

My treadmill workouts usually take around 45-50 minutes before I move on to my other exercises. Not enough time for a film, but ample time for TV re-runs or box set episodes so I have been doing just that. On my reurn to the gym after the holiday I found myself watching early episodes of Black Mirror. Now there is something faintly surreal about watching Charlie Brooker and Konnie Huq’s “15 million Merits” (which is about people riding exercise bikes whilst watching interactive video screens in order to gain “social media” points) on a touch screen attached to a gym treadmill.

Especially when that system is made by a company called Matrix.

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more in the “you couldn’t make it up” dept

The UK Parliamentary petitions site is currently hosting what appears to be one of the most popular it has ever listed. The petition seeks to gain support for revocation of article 50 so that the UK can remain in the EU. Personal politics aside (though in the interests of transparency I should say that I am a passionate supporter of remain) I believe that this petition, or one very like it, was inevitable given our dear PM’s completely shambolic handling of the whole brexit fiasco. Her latest “appeal” to the “tired” public to get behind her version of brexit in which she lays the blame for the delay to getting her deal over the line in the lap of MPs was probably the last straw for many. It is certainly a risky strategy because she needs the support of those very MPs to get the agreement she wants.

Telling the public that she is “on [y]our side” and that she understands we have “had enough” is just asking for a kicking. So when the twitter hashtag #RevokeArticle50 pointed to the Parliamentary petition seeking the revocation of the whole sorry business it became almost inevitable that the public would respond appropriately. At one stage the petition signing rate was the highest ever seen.

Inevitably, however, the site could not cope with this demonstration of the will of the people and it slowed, and eventually crashed – repeatedly. When I went to sign the petition at around 16.00 today, it took me several attempts to get past the “ngnix 502 Bad Gateway” page and get a “thank you for signing” message.

Of course, unless I actually get the email message referred to, and I respond, then my signature won’t count. Right now though, the entire site is off line – but don’t worry, they are working on it.

As of 17:25 today, there were some 1114038 recorded signatures, and it is still growing. But don’t get too excited, Andrea Leadsom has reportedly dismissed the petition, saying that HMG will only take any notice if the total rises above 17.4 million – the number who voted in favour of leaving the EU.

Don’t you just love our political system?

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postfix sender restrictions – job NOT done

OK, I admit to being dumb. I got another scam email yesterday of the same formulation as the earlier ones (mail From: me@mydomain, To: me@mydomain) attempting to extort bitcoin from me.

How? What had I missed this time?

Well, this was slightly different. Checking the mail headers (and my logs) showed that the email had a valid “Sender” address (some bozo calling themselves “”) so my earlier “check_sender_access” test would obviously have allowed the email to pass. But what I hadn’t considered was that the sender might then spoof the From: address in the data portion of the email (which is trivially easy to do).

Dumb, so dumb. So what to do to stop this?

Postfix allows for quite a lot of further directives to manage senders through the smtpd_sender_restrictions and mine were still not tight enough to stop this form of abuse. One additional check is offered by the reject_sender_login_mismatch directive which will:

“Reject the request when $smtpd_sender_login_maps specifies an owner for the MAIL FROM address, but the client is not (SASL) logged in as that MAIL FROM address owner; or when the client is (SASL) logged in, but the client login name doesn’t own the MAIL FROM address according to $smtpd_sender_login_maps.”

Now since I store all my user details in a mysql database called “virtual_mailbox_maps” it is simple enough to tell postfix to use that database as the “smtpd_sender_login_map” and check the “From” address against that, That way only locally authenticated valid users can specify a local “From:” address. Why I missed that check is just beyond me.

My postfix configuration now includes the following:

smtpd_sender_login_maps = $virtual_mailbox_maps

smtpd_sender_restrictions = permit_sasl_authenticated, permit_mynetworks, reject_non_fqdn_sender, reject_unauthenticated_sender_login_mismatch, check_sender_access hash:/etc/postfix/localdomains

(Note that I chose to use the “reject_unauthenticated_sender_login_mismatch” rather than the wider “reject_sender_login_mismatch” because I only care about outside unauthenticated senders abusing my system. I can deal with authenticated users differently…)

Now let’s see what happens.

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postfix sender restrictions

I mentioned in my previous post that I had recently received one of those scam emails designed to make the recipient think that their account has been compromised in some way and that, furthermore, that compromise has led to malware being installed which has spied on the user’s supposed porn habits. The email then attempts a classic extortion along the lines, “send us money or we let all your friends and contacts see what you have been up to.”

In the scam as described by El Reg, the sender tries to lend credence to the email by including the recipient’s password. As the Reg points out, this password is likely to have been harvested from a web site used in the past by the poor unsuspecting recipient. In my case, the sender didn’t include any password, but they did send the email to me from the email address targetted (so they sent email to “mick@domain” with sender “mick@domain”). Needless to say, I thought that this should not have been possible (except in the unlikely scenario that the extortionist actually had compromised my mail server). After all, my mail server refuses to relay from addresses other than my own networks, and all mail sent from my server must come from an authenticated user (using SASL authentication). My postfix sender restrictions looked like this:

# sender relaying restrictions – authenticated users can send to anywhere

smtpd_sender_restrictions = permit_sasl_authenticated, permit_mynetworks, reject_non_fqdn_sender, permit

That says that locally authenticated users can send mail anywhere, but we should reject the sending request when the MAIL FROM address specifies a domain that is not in fully-qualified domain form as is required by the RFC. This stops outsiders trying to send mail to us from non-existent or badly forged from addresses. The final permit allows checking to proceed to the next steps (the relay and recipient restrictions).

So what was going on?

Well, there was nothing in my restrictions to say that an outsider could not send to a local user (i.e. an email recipient on one of my domains). After all, that is part of the function of my mail system – it must accept (valid) email from the outside world aimed at my local users. But therein lay the problem. My mail connection checks (along with the “smtpd_helo”, “smtpd_relay” and “smtpd_recipient” restrictions enforced outbound checks and limited mail sending to outside domains from locally authenticated users, but inbound checks assumed (incorrectly as it turns out) that the sender domain was external to me (i.e. FROM someone@external.domain TO someone@internal.domain). Crucially I had ommitted to enforce any rule stopping someone sending FROM someone@internal.domain TO someone@internal.domain). On reflection that was dumb – and the “extortionist” had taken advantage of that mistake to try to fool me.

Fixing this is actually quite easy. Postfix allows the smtpd_sender_restrictions to include a variety of checks, one of which is “check_sender_access”. This enforces checks against a database of MAIL FROM address, domains, parent domains, or localpart@ specifying actions to take in each case. The database table contains three fields – domain-to-check, action-to-take, optional-message.

So I created a database of local domains called /postfix/localdomains thus:

first.local.domain REJECT Oh no you don’t. You’re not local!
second.local.domain REJECT Oh no you don’t. You’re not local!
third.local.domain REJECT Oh no you don’t. You’re not local!

(I was tempted to add a rude message, but thought better of it…..)

Postfix supports a variety of different table types. You can find out which your system supports with the command “postconf -m”. I chose “hash” for my table. The local database file is created from the text table with the command “postmap /etc/postfix/localdomains”. Having done that I added the check to my sender_restrictions thus:

smtpd_sender_restrictions = permit_sasl_authenticated, permit_mynetworks, reject_non_fqdn_sender, check_sender_access hash:/etc/postfix/localdomains, permit

and reloaded postfix. Job done.

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congratulations to BT

I have been running my own mail server now for well over a decade. Whilst the actual physical hardware (or actually VPS system) may have changed once or twice during that time, the underlying software (postfix and dovecot on debian) has not really changed all that much. However, what has changed over the last decade or so, is the expectation that mail systems will be much more robust, better managed, less insecure (no more “open relays”) and harder on spam than had been the case in the early days of wide takeup of email by the public. Ignoring the “free” offerings from the likes of google, microsoft and others, it would arguably be cheaper, and certainly easier, for me to simply pay for an external mail service by one of the many providers out there. It is pretty easy to find companies offering to host personal email for about a tenner or at most twenty pounds a year. Those “solutions” (as providers seem to love to call their products) usually give you decent anti-spam, A/V scanning, POP3S/IMAPS connectivity (or if you really must, a webmail interface) and can usually alias mail to your preferred domain – particularly if you buy a domain name with your email service. But they always have limitations that I don’t like. The most obvious ones are: restrictions on the number of actual email addresses (as opposed to aliases), limited storage (though that is becoming less of a problem these days), and artificial restrictions on attachment sizes. And I’m bloody minded. I like to control my own email. I run my own email service for the same reason I manage my own DNS, run my own webservers, manage my own wordpress installation, run my own XMPP server and VPNs and manage my own domestic local network with assorted servers hanging off it. I like control and I dislike the opportunity outsourced services have for providing third parties access to my data. My personal data.

Besides, a boy needs a hobby.

However, I do occasionally get one or two problems in mail delivery – though usually /to/ my system rather than /from/ my system. For example I still get the occasional spam or cruddy email which gets past my protection mechanisms. Indeed I recently received one of those ridiculous extortion scam emails purporting to come from my own email adddress – more of which later – but this post is about an outbound mail failure from me to a friend of mine with a account.

I routinely correspond by email with a bunch of long standing friends who once lived relatively close together but are now more widely geographically dispersed. The group (or sub groups in some cases) get together on occasion for holidays, outings and meals. For some odd reason, many of those friends of mine have AOL accounts (I know, I know, but try telling them that). In a list of about two dozen regular correspondents, about a quarter of those people use AOL. The majority of the rest use BT, hotmail and gmail with one or two minor providers or work based accounts. On occasion in the past I have had mail to those AOL based accounts refused by AOL on the spurious grounds that my mail looked like spam because it was aimed at about half a dozen separate AOL accounts all at once. Well, that’s what happens when you “reply-all” to a mail list. Sadly AOL never could figure this out. After a while I gave up emailing their postmaster explaining the problem (and it was /their/ problem, identical email to the individual accounts always got through) because I never, ever, received a reply.

But this is about BT, not AOL.

Members of the mail list are shortly to meet for the group’s annual Christmas meal (it is always late, but hey) and one member “volunteered” to arrange the gathering, find a venue, sort menus etc. Said member has a btinternet email account ( and he circulated a menu seeking choices for the meal. My reply was refused by BT with a “hard” 554 message which was reported to me by my mail system as below:

The mail system host[] said:
554 Message rejected on 2019/01/15 15:00:24 GMT, policy ( – Your
message looks like SPAM or has been reported as SPAM please read (in reply to end of DATA command)

Now this was decidedly odd, because not 10 days beforehand I had happily sent earlier mails to the same address when our volunteer was initially talking about venue and proposed dates for the gathering. Just to be certain I wasn’t at fault, I checked the advice given by BT on their mail site referred to by the bounce message. Now the only thing I do not have set up for my mail server is DKIM signing. Everything else is hunky-dory – Proper “From” address? check. SPF? check. Proper MX records? check. Fixed IP address? check. PTR record? check. Good reputation? check. Not blacklisted? check (mxtoolbox says I’m fine). Furthermore, I never send HTML email (which I abhor as an abominable bastardisation of proper email standards) so did not have any embedded images or other bloody silly links in my mail). So after trying once or twice more later in the day (and failing) I emailed the BT postmaster saying I was having a problem and pointing out that whilst I might not use Domain keys, there seemed to me to be little else wrong with my email. I didn’t expect an answer, but you have to try,

BT responded – and they responded quickly. I sent my notification, with the failure message, to the BT postmaster address timed at 17.16. At 17.23 I received a reply saying:

Can you please send an example of the failing email to [investigation-address]
Please do not forward the email as an attachment but resend it.
Please let “postmaster” know when this has been sent so we can check the email’s content and possible reason for thinking it is spam.

Thank You,”

Slightly stunned, I did as requested and a short time later (at half past midnight when I was asleep) I received another email from BT saying:

That email is scoring high as spam so I have reported it to our spam engine provider, I will email you again when I have some news.
Thank you,”

Sure enough, that same morning at 02.50, I received the following good news:


We have made a change that should stop the emails being scored as spam, this change is being rolled-out now so please try again later.


On reading this when I got up that day I resent my email and, sure enough, it got through. Way to go BT! I have never, ever received that kind of rapid response from any ISP anywhere in the world – and I quite often email “abuse@” network addresses when some toerag or particularly persistent ‘bot shows up in my logs trying to do things I don’t like.

However, as much as I would like to believe that BT fixed a problem simply to accomodate my mail system, I actually think that unlikely. Given that mail from my system to addresses had been working fine up until a few days ago, I think it much more likely that BT mail administrators had made some recent change, perhaps in one of their spam filters, which caused sigificant volumes of inbound mail to be rejected. My email had then simply been caught up in that wider problem and they were receiving queries or complaints from other mail administrators and not just me. Be that as it may, they still responded correctly, and efficiently as they moved to rectify whatever was causing the problem. So, my congratulations, and heartfelt thanks to the BT postmaster team for actually doing the sort of job that postmasters are supposed to, but rarely do properly.

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always keep the address

I normally post a “happy birthday trivia” message at this time of year. Indeed I have been doing this for 12 years now. Of late my posting has become less frequent which is somewhat odd since I now have much more free time than I had back when I started trivia. But no matter – some things are much more important than blogging.

This year I was struck by a BBC article by the poet Ian McMillan which I read yesterday. The article recalls how McMillan briefly met a chap called “Brian” at Jersey airport on a breezy night in autumn many years ago. McMillan was apparently very worried about the impending flight but was reassured by Brian that all would be well. After chatting for a short while and just before boarding the flight, Brian and McMillan swapped addresses and said that they would stay in touch. Unfortunately McMillan then lost Brian’s address. But Brian obviously did not lose McMillan’s address because each Christmas thereafter he sent a card, despite receiving nothing back.

The article ends with McMillan saying:

“Always keep the address. Always remember where people are, and then you can translate those moments of the kindness of strangers into a winter scene and a first class stamp. “

I’d say that was good advice.

Merry Christmas all.

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wordpress 5.0 editor error

When I posted yesterday I noticed that there was a new version (5.0) of wordpress available for installation. So I decided to spend a short while today upgrading as I always do when a new software version is released. But I hit a snag – a big one.

The new version of wordpress includes a completely re-written editor called “gutenberg”. That editor fails quite spectacularly for many users. In my case I could not edit any existing posts or pages and wordpress threw up the error message shown below:

No “attempts at recovery” were successful. So I was left with a broken upgrade and no way to edit any of my existing posts. Not good.

Now I always make backups before any upgrade so I thought I’d just roll back to the earlier version and reinstall the database and then wait until wordpress fixed whatever was wrong (probably in a 5.1 release). However, since I’d already gone to the trouble of completing the upgrade I thought I’d first check to see how many others had hit the same snag and see if there was a workaround. It seems the error is widespread. There is some differing advice online as to whether the error is caused by a conflict with some plugin or other, but since I don’t use many plugins, and certainly not the ones which seemed to get most of the blame, that didn’t seem to be the case for me. Certainly I couldn’t remove a plugin I don’t have.

There is, however, a fix released by wordpress in the shape of a plugin called “classic editor”. This plugin replaces the new (broken) editor with the old, (working) one. Once I’d installed that I was good to go again.

But, and this is a big but, the fact that the plugin has had over 900,000 downloads to date suggests very strongly that a) the new editor is seriously borked, and b) many users, like me, are happy with the classic editor.

Does this remind anyone of Microsoft?

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well I never

It’s not often that I find myself agreeing with GCHQ, but ex GCHQ Director Robert Hannigan’s recent comments in an interview with the BBC Today programme struck a chord.

Hannigan headed GCHQ from April 2014 until his resignation for family reasons last year. Whilst in post he pushed for greater transparency at the SIGINT agency. He was responsible for setting up the National Cyber Security Centre in 2017. And in 2016 he argued publicly in favour of strong encryption and against the idea of “back doors” in crypto software. So, arguably, Hannigan is more liberal and open than is common in GCHQ. Certainly his approach was very different to that of his predecessors Iain Lobban or David Pepper.

In his Today interview, Hannigan said of Facebook:

“This isn’t a kind of fluffy charity providing free services. It’s is a very hard-headed international business and these big tech companies are essentially the world’s biggest global advertisers, that’s where they make their billions.

“So in return for the service that you find useful they take your data… and squeeze every drop of profit out of it.”

Asked if Facebook was a threat to democracy, Hannigan said:

“Potentially yes. I think it is if it isn’t controlled and regulated.

“But these big companies, particularly where there are monopolies, can’t frankly reform themselves. It will have to come from outside.”

So he is arguing for greater democratic control of the behemoth which is Facebook (and by extrapolation, other similar companies such as Google). That may put him at odds with many in the US.

More interestingly though, Hannigan also went on to comment on the Chinese Telecoms giant Huawei.

Huawei has been in the news a lot recently. Last week (7 December) Meng Wanzhou, Huawei’s chief financial officer and the daughter of its founder, was detained at Vancouver airport on a US extradition request. In November, New Zealand reported that it had decided to follow the lead of the US and Australia in barring Huawei from involvement in its 5G networks. Canada is reportedly carrying out a security review of Huawei telecoms equipment, and in the UK, BT has said that it will be removing Huawei kit from the core of its 5G network. All these decisions are said to flow from fears that China may be using Huawei as a proxy so it can spy on rival nations.

Hannigan had this to say about Huawei:

“My worry is there is a sort of hysteria growing at the moment about Chinese technology in general, and Huawei in particular, which is driven by all sorts of things but not by understanding the technology or the possible threat. And we do need a calmer and more dispassionate approach here.”

He went on to say “no malicious backdoors” had been found in Huawei’s systems, although there were concerns about the firm’s approach to cyber security and engineering.

He added:

“The idea… that we can cut ourselves off from all Chinese technology in the future, which is not just going to be the cheapest – which it has been in the past – but in many areas the best, is frankly crazy.”

Indeed. It is worth remembering that in 2005 BT selected Huawei as a preferred supplier for equipment for its 21CN network – much to the chagrin of the obvious competitors. Marconi never recovered from the loss of sales to BT who took the decision on the entirely hard headed basis of best value for money (i.e. cost).

At the time of the decision by BT to go with Huawei there were lots of rumblings about “security concerns”. Those rumblings have never gone away and the UK is still under pressure from the US to ditch Huawei. But it could be argued that the biggest reason for this is actually a protectionist desire by the US to see its main communications infrastructure companies (Cisco, Juniper et al) getting business rather than the newcomers from China.

And who is to say that equipment from those US companies poses any less of a security threat than that from Huawei? I’d guess that the NSA would much prefer to see US equipment deployed across the world’s Telcoms Companies – for fairly obvious reasons – the very same reasons which are adduced to Huawei.

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re-encrypting trivia

Back in June 2015 I decided to force all connections to trivia over TLS rather than allow plain unencrypted connections. I decided to do this for the obvious reason that it was (and still is) a “good thing” (TM). In my view, all transactions over the ‘net should be encrypted, preferably using strong cyphers offering perfect forward secrecy – just to stop all forms of “bad guys” snooping on what you are doing. Of course, even in such cases there are still myriad ways said “bad guys” can get some idea what you are doing (unencrypted DNS tells them where you are going for example) but hey, at least we can make the buggers work a bit harder.

Unfortunately, as I soon discovered, my self-signed X509 certificates were not well received by RSS aggregators or by some spiders. And as Brett Parker at ALUG pointed out to me, the algorithms used by some (if not all) of the main web spiders (such as Google) would down rank my site on the (in my view laughably specious) grounds that the site could not be trusted.

As I have said before, I’m with Michael Orlitzky, both in his defence of self-signed certificates and his distaste for the CA “terrorists”. I think the CA model is fundamentally broken and I dislike it intensely. It is also, in my view, completely wrong to confuse encryption with identification and authentication. Admittedly, you might care about the (claimed) identity of an email correspondent using encryption (which is why PGP’s “web of trust” exists – even though that too is flawed) or whether the bank you are connecting to is actually who it says it is. But why trust the CA to verify that? Seriously, why? How did the CA verify that the entity buying the certificate is actually entitled to identify itself in that way? Why do you trust that CA as a third party verifier of that identity? How do you know that the certificate offered to your browser is a trustworthy indicator of the identity of the site you are visiting? How do you know that the certificate exchange has not been subject to a MITM attack? How do you know that your browser has not been compromised?

You don’t know. You can’t be sure. You simply trust the nice big green padlock.

Interestingly, banks, and I am sure other large organisations which are heavily regulated, are now beginning to add features which give more feedback to the end user on their identity during transactions. I recently applied for a new zero interest credit card (I like the idea of free money). In addition to the usual UID, password and security number requested of me (in order to identify me to them) the bank providing that card asked me to pick a “personal image” together with a personally chosen secure phrase known only to me in order that they could present those back to me to identify them to me. I am instructed not to proceed with any transaction unless that identification is satisfactory.

So even the banks recognise that the CA model is inadequate as a means of trusted identification. But we still use it to provide encryption.

For some time now browsers have thrown all sorts of overblown warnings about “untrusted” sites which offer self-signed certificates such as the ones I have happily used for years (and which I note that Mike Orlitzky still uses). As I have said in the past, that is simply daft when the same browser will happily connect to the same site over an unencrypted plain HTTP channel with no warning whatsoever. Now, however, there is a concerted effort (started by Google – yes them again) to move to warning end users that plain HTTP sites are “insecure”. Beginning in July 2018 (that’s now) with the release of Chrome 68, Chrome will mark all HTTP sites as “not secure” (sigh). And where Google goes with Chrome, Mozilla, Microsoft and Apple will surely follow with Firefox, Edge and Safari. As much as I may applaud the move to a more fully encrypted web, I deplore the misuse of the word “secure” in this context. Many small sites will now face balkanisation as their viewers fall away in the face of daft warnings from their browsers. Worse, the continued use of warnings which may be ignored by end users (who, let’s face it, often just carry on clicking until they get what they want to see) will surely desensitise those same users to /real/ security warnings that they should pay attention to. Better I feel to simply warn the user that “access to this site is not encrypted”. But what do I know?

I write articles on trivia in the expectation that someone, somewhere, will read them. Granted, blogging is the ultimate form of vanity publishing, but I flatter myself that some people genuinely may find some of my “how-to” style articles of some use. Indeed, I know from my logs and from email corresondence that my articles on VPN usage for example are used and found to be useful. It would be a shame (and largely pointless) to continue to write here if no-one except the hardiest of souls persistent enough to ignore their browsers ever read it. Worse, of course, is the fact that for many people, Google /is/ the internet, They turn to Google before all else when searching for something. If that search engine doesn’t even index trivia, then again I am wasting my time. So, reluctantly, I have decided now is the time to bite the bullet and apply a CA provided TLS certificate to trivia. Some of my more perceptive readers may have already noticed that trivia now defaults to HTTPS rather than plain HTTP. Fortunately, letsencrypt, offers free (as in beer) certificates and the EFF provides an automated system of both installation and renewal of the necessary certificates. So I have deployed and installed a letsencrypt certificate here.

I still don’t like the CA model but, like Cnut the Great (and unlike his courtiers), I recognise my inability to influence the tides around me.


Note that in order to ensure that I do not get a browser warning about “mixed content”, in addition to the necessary blog and lighttpd configuration changes I have run a global search and replace of all “http://” by “https://” on trivia. Whilst this now gives me a satisfyingly good clear green A+ on the SSL Labs site, it means that all off-site references which may have previously pointed to “http://somewhere.other” will now necessarily point to “https://somewhere.other”. This may break some links where the site in question has not yet moved to TLS support. If that happens, you may simply remove the trailing “s” from the link to get to the original site. Of course, if that still doesn’t work, then the link (or indeed entire site) may have moved or disappeared. It happens.

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database failure

In 1909, Franz Kafka wrote the “Inclusion of Private Automobile Firms in the Compulsory Insurance Program” as part of “The Office Writings”. His experience of tortuous bureaucracy in Insurance and elsewhere was later reflected in one of his most famous novels “Der Process” (known in English translation as “The Trial”).

Back in October last year I bought another motorcycle to go with my GSX 1250. I’d just sold three other older bikes and felt the need to fill up the resultant hole in my garage. Besides, a man can never have too many motorcycles. At the time I bought the new Yamaha I spoke to my insurers about getting it added to my existing policy. Unfortunately they had recently changed their systems and I could no longer have one policy covering both bikes. So I took out a new separate policy. Oddly enough, that policy cost me twice as much as I paid for cover on the GSX, a bike with over twice the power and a lot more grunt than my new Yamaha. I was told that whilst /I/ was still the same risk, the underwriters assumed that my Yamaha was a riskier vehicle to insure. The ways of insurers are odd indeed and beyond the ken of mortal man.

For the past few months, both my bikes have been wrapped up warm and dry in my garage awaiting a change in the weather so that I no longer have to use the car for everything. This turns out to be a very good thing indeed.

A couple of days ago I received a letter from the Motor Insurer’s Bureau and DVLA. That letter, headed “Stay Insured, Stay Legal” gave the registration number of my Yamaha and stated, in red, “Do not ignore this letter” and went on to say “To avoid a penalty, you will need to take action immediately”. “The record of insurance for your vehicle [REG NO] does not appear on the Motor Insurance Database (MID) and this means if you take no action, you will get a fine.”

The letter also explained that it was my responsibility, as registered keeper, to ensure that my bike was insured. If I was certain that my bike was insured, I was instructed to “contact [my] Insurance provider” since “MIB and DVLA cannot update your records on the MID”.

Pretty worrying and very specific about what I needed to do. So, firstly I checked the MID at “” and sure enough, my bike did not appear.

askmid database query result

I then ‘phoned my Insurers who confirmed that I was insured and had been since October of last year when I took out the policy. I explained that I knew that was the case because I had the policy in front of me. But that didn’t help me because both DVLA and the MIB believed otherwise. Worse, the MID is used by the Police who will therefore similarly believe otherwise. Worse even than that, is the fact that an extract of the MIB database is supplied for use by ANPR cameras across the UK (See This means that I only have to pass an ANPR (which I do – a lot) whilst riding that particular bike to almost guarantee a police stop. I therefore asked my insurers to do what the MIB suggested and update my records. No can do, say my insurers. According to their systems I /am/ already on the MIB. After several, rather fruitless conversations (they called me back, I called them again) they suggested that I call the MIB. I explained again that the MIB had clearly stated that /they/ could do nothing, it was down to my insurer and them alone to ensure that my records were correct. Furthermore, the askmid website reinforces the message that “askMID and MIB do not sell insurance nor can we update the Motor Insurance Database (MID). These services are provided by your chosen insurer or broker”.

askmid contact info

Nevertheless, since I was getting nowhere with my insurer, I agreed to try to speak to the MIB and, if necesssary, get them to talk to my insurer. Here, dear reader, is where the situation spirals further into the absurd. The letter from the MIB gives a contact telephone number which is completely automated. That advice line (you know the type, “press 1 for this option, 2 for that” etc.) eventually gave me the advice I had already received from the MIB letter and the askmid website – viz: “We cannot do anything, you must talk to your insurer”. So I went back to my insurer. You will not be surprised to read that my insurer, whilst sympathetic and understanding felt that they had done their bit and the fault lay elsewhere.

Now, as a paying customer of a (compulsory) service I don’t care where the fault lies. My only point of leverage is with my insurer. I pay them for a service which does not simply stop with them issuing cover. They must also ensure that the relevant databases are kept up to date. This requirement is laid upon them by Statutory Instrument no 37 of 2003 – “The Motor Vehicles (Compulsory Insurance) (Information Centre and Compensation Body) Regulations 2003”.

The person I spoke to on my third, or possibly fourth, conversation with my Insurer suggested that in order to show that I /was/ fully insured I should carry a copy of my policy with me at all times when riding my bike.

This completely misses the point. It is a legal requirement for my bike’s records on the MIB database to be correct. Only my Insurer can do that. If those records are not correct, I face the almost certain chance of being stopped by the police. Now whilst I can (if I remember to “carry my papers” in the correct Orwellian manner) show the Officers stopping me that I /am/ insured, that will have wasted my time and the Police Officers’ time.

Not good. Not good at all. I’m sure Kafka would have understood my frustration.

And guess what may happen when the time comes for me to renew my insurance – on all my vehicles.

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Merry Christmas 2017

I’m a couple of days late this year. I normally post on Christmas Eve, trivia’s birthday, but hey, I’ve been busy (it goes with the territory at this time of year if you are a grandparent). This year I thought I would depart from my usual topic(s) and post a couple of pictures marking the occasion. So here you go.

Last year my lady gave me a rather interesting christmas present – a Mr Potato Head, but home made.

mr potatao head

Not content to leave the joke alone, this year she went slightly upmarket and gave me a Mr Pineapple Head.

mr pineapple head

I’m sure she loves me really. In fact I know that she does. She made the toadstool cake below for our daughter’s boys, and hey, she really does love those boys.


Merry Christmas to all my readers, wherever you are (and oddly enough, a lot of you appear to be in China).

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multilingual chat

I use email fairly extensively for my public communication but I use XMPP (with suitable end-to-end encryption) for my private, personal communication. And I use my own XMPP server to facilitate this. But as I have mentioned in previous posts my family and many of my friends insist on using proprietary variants of this open standard (facebook, whatsapp etc. ad nauseam). I was thus amused to note that I am not alone in having difficulty in keeping track of “which of my contacts use which chat systems“.

XKCD cartoon about multiple chat systems

(My thanks, as ever, to Randall Munroe over at XKCD.)

I must find a client which can handle all of my messaging systems. Better yet, I’d like one which worked, and seamlessly synchronised, across my mobile devices and my linux desktop. Even better again, such a client should offer simple (i.e. easy to use) e-to-e crypto and use an open server platform which I can manage myself.

Proprietary systems suck.

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geeks rule

Well, sliderule, actually.

The ‘net is a truly wondrous space. I can’t recall exactly how I stumbled across the “International Sliderule Museum” but it is such a wonderful resource devoted to a tool which most people under the age of 40 will never have used that I just had to post a link to it.


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a letter to our dear home secretary

Dear Amber

So,”real people” don’t care about privacy? All they really want is ease of use and a pretty GUI so that they can chat to all their friends on-line? Only “the enemy” (who is that exactly anyway?) needs encryption? Excuse me for asking, but what have you been smoking? Does the Home Office know about that?

I’m a real person. And I care deeply about privacy. I care enough to fund both my own Tor node and various openVPN servers dotted around the world just to get past your ludicrous attempts at gratuitous surveillance of my (and my family’s) routine use of the ‘net. I care about the security and privacy of my transactions with various commercial enterprises, including my bank (which is why I expect them to use TLS on their website). I care about privacy when I correspond with my Doctor and other professionals. I care about privacy when I use an on-line search engine (which, incidentally, is not Google). I care about privacy because privacy matters. I have the right to freedom of thought and expression. I have the right to discuss those thoughts with others of my choice – when I choose and how I choose. You may not like that, but it’s a fact of life. That doesn’t make me “the enemy”. Get over it.

Love and Kisses


(Note to readers: Aral Balkan has deconstructed Rudd’s ramblings. I commend the article to you.)

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it is now

Back in January 2011, I posted a brief note about a site hosted at the domain ““. I have just had occasion to look again at that site and found that the domain is now definitely off. It is parked at sedo and is up for sale at the ludicrous price of 599 euros.

Tell you what, you can have my “” domain for the bargain price of half that – after all, it only cost me about a tenner.

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monday in manchester

At around 22.30 last Monday, Manchester was subjected to an horrific attack at a pop concert. As the world now knows, a suicide bomber deliberately targeted young people and their friends and families as they were leaving a concert by the young pop singer Ariana Grande. In that attack, 22 people, including children as young as 8 years old lost their lives. Many, many more received life changing injuries.

This is the first confirmed suicide bombing attack in the UK since 7 July 2005. On that day, 12 years ago, I was working in London. I can vividly recall the aftermath of that attack. Shock, horror, disbelief, later turning to anger. But I also vividly recall the reactions of Londoners and visitors to London I met, talked to or simply listened to over the days that followed. Only a few days after the 7th I was travelling by bus to a meeting when quite unbidden a middle aged American couple, obviously tourists, told me and everyone else on the bus that they shared our pain and that they were praying for us. I am not a religious man, indeed, I have no faith whatsoever, but I was deeply moved by that couple’s sincerity. Later, towards the end of July, my wife and I were travelling by Tube towards St Pancras on our way to Paris for our wedding anniversary. The driver of that Tube welcomed us (and everyone else) aboard the “up yours al-Qaeda express”. This show of defiance in the face of horror actually raised a number of smiles from those around us. London survived, Londoners endured.

The citizens of Manchester are now all facing profound shock and grief. That shock and grief will also be felt by anyone who has any shred of humanity within them. London was bad – 52 people lost their lives in that series of co-ordinated attacks. But somehow, Manchester feels worse, much worse. The London bombers targeted morning Tube and bus travellers – mainly commuters, some of whom were late for work because of earlier rail disruption that day. They were a soft target. But the Manchester bombing was callously and deliberately aimed at the ultimate soft target – kids; youngsters and their families emerging from what should have been a wonderful night out. Kids simply enjoying themselves at a concert many would have been planning for and looking forward to for months. Ariane Grande’s fanbase is primarily young women and girls. The attacker would have known that and yet he deliberately chose to detonate his bomb at that time and that place. He, and any accomplices he may have had, deserve nothing but our contempt. Manchester will survive, and Mancunians will endure. They have faced this before in the IRA truck bombing in June 1996. That attack didn’t break them. This one won’t either.

Meanwhile, everyone must grieve for the loss of so many young lives in such a pointless, pitiless attack. My thoughts, and those of my family, are with Manchester.

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